Spielberg, Carlsberg

A Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and sees Steven
Spielberg. As he is a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and
asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here.
The astonished
Chinese man replies, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl
Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the
same," replies Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It
was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg,
Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."