Attitude

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda Carton and ask

him for a phone call.

Shop-owner replied sweetly this is no STD, but you can  do one call.

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of  cutting Your lawn?

The Woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my Lawn."

Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person Who cuts

your  Lawn now." replied boy.

The woman responded that she was very satisfied with  the person who

was presently cutting her lawn.

The little boy found more perseverance and offered,  "Lady, I'll even

sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the

prettiest lawn  in all of North-Palm beach, Florida."

Again the woman answered in the negative.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The

Store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked  over to the boy

and

Said," Son... I like your attitude; I like that  positive spirit and

would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No  Thanks, I

was just  checking my performance with the job I already have. I am

the one who is  working for that lady, I was talking to!"

Your ALTITUDE is decided by your ATTITUDE...

"Problem is just the distance between Expectation and Reality....

          So either expect less or Accept the Reality or.................

Expect a Lot and turn into Reality............... "

Clever Boy

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of a dollar?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I'll take the dollar, the game will be over!”