Apology Lettter

School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a
new School in Mumbai.

He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining.

Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...

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Appology Letter



Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon,
ss
I am not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint
your school more fastly,

but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper
reservation in three-tyre compartment.

I tolded

I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to
give ticket to I and my sun.

I putted a complain on station masterji.

He said I to go to the lady clerk.

At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally
with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.

Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully
responsible for getting birth of my sun.

Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.

I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint
first.

I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.

May God blast you!"

Yours awfully,

RAMKHILAWAN YADAV 

Coolest doubt in Mahabharat

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it. Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..." Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused) Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata then how come u have one?" Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL (Jail)? Masterji fainted.........................