Spielberg, Carlsberg

A Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and sees Steven
Spielberg. As he is a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and
asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here.
The astonished
Chinese man replies, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl
Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the
same," replies Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It
was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg,
Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." 

I am an Indian

An American visited India and went back to America
Where he met his Indian friend who asked him
How did u find my Country
The American said it is a great country
With solid ancient history
And immensely rich with natural resources.
The Indian friend then asked.
How did u find Indians??

Indians…?
Who Indians?
I didn't find or met a single Indian there in India.

What nonsense??
Who else could u met in India then??
The American said..
In Kashmir I met a Kashmiri
In Punjab a Panjabi
In Bihar, Maharastra, Rajasthan, Bengal, Tamil Nadu, Kerala
Bihari, Marathi, Marwadi, Bengali, Tamilian, Malayali

Then I met
A Hindu,
A Muslim,
A Christian,
A Jain,
A Buddhist

And many many many more
But not a single Indian did I meet

Think how serious this joke is..
The day would not be far off when indeed we would
Become a collection of nation states as some
Regional anti-national politicians want...
Fight back -
Always say I am Indian
Jai hind